Now you can comment anonymously!
I've been trying to tinker around with the blog a bit to make it better but the best I've come up with so far is that now anyone who wants to talk smack about me (or anything) on this site can do so without fear of me tracking them down and shaking their hand in the street... eh... like a dog... a well-trained one.
At the moment I have more fingers than readers - but nonetheless, make yourselves known! Anonymously? Well no - sign it... or not... or whatever. What you do is click on the little thing that says "Comments" at the bottom-right of the blog and then libel yourself all the way to court! It's great!
At the moment I'm trying to teach Quasi-Mojo to use a keyboard - which he finds difficult - or rather he finds easy because he just uses his fists - but what i mean is I find it difficult to read which I suppose is a slightly different issue. His spelling isn't the best either, but feck it. He says he'll try and write something for you all soon if we get the time.
Dave Lynch is a superstar by the way (no favouritism intended I know he's not the only one out there - really though someone had to say it).
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so now you wont know who I am?! Cool. Of course I am the only one who comments on here. Shoot, I think I just gave myself away.
Needless to say, I am a fan of the awesome Dave Lynch as well, and don't think that nearly enough people realize that they should feel that way too. Glad you are doing your bit to inform the masses.
I too am a fan of dave lynch, being him, and also a fan of she, if it's who I think it is, who posted the above (or below-I don't trust buckley's formatting abilities) comment. And as such I must apologise for more than one unbelievably drunk phonecall to said unnamed blogger last night. It was well-intentioned obviously, being me, but poorly executed I feel. Anyway fuckley, keep up the good work. Or more to the point, have fun in limerick; you must write a funny poem while your down there by the way- it's only fair.
So this new anonymous comments thing is working just fabulously! We got suggestive and insulting puns on my name, drunken phonecalls, anonymity crises, people coming to my blog to talk amongst themselves - it's all my birthdays rolled into one!
And now a request for an impromtu poem - well I wouldn't want to disappoint though it's two in the morning and i've had a few guinness with the requestee.
Perhaps a Limerick would be most appropriate?
I went to a barbeque in Limerick,
And managed to avoid people getting sick.
But then I came home
and dave asked for a poem,
And I rhymed Limerick with Limerick.
It's now 2:06. I'm not going to pretend i didn't give that some thought.
It's past my bedtime.
Goodnight.
you know buckley, you could just call me and we could talk and you could tell me you love me instead of all this flirtatious tit for tat posting of pseudo-witty comments and the like. Nice poem by the by, highly amusing.
Why is it when you were here in Portland, and I needed to write 3 Limericks for my poetry class (one having the subject of an Irish Poet, no less!!!) you proved to be of only minor help! And here you are giving them away like jelly-beans at Easter (do you have jelly-beans at Easter over there?)! I am inconsolable, unless there happens to be a poem about me sometime.
Dave, thanks for the calls. No you did not make too much of an ass of yourself. Well, at least on that second call.
Maybe this poem will console Kerry,
Who we all like to call when we’re beery,
Well Dave did on Saturday -
He’s sorry I’m not gay,
But if I were, he’d be ideal in theory.
But this is a poem about Leek,
Aikido-improv-swing-knit-fantastique
Fall asleep on her floor
But avoid her fridge-door
Unless you think furry food is ‘antique.’
And as for the limerick about Yeats;
The reason I didn’t help in the States
Was that there was no way I could
Because your poems were too good –
And I was too busy stuffing my face (with tater tots).
But there’s one thing that makes me quite frantic.
It’s that Kerry is too transatlantic.
So get into gear,
And come over here
Because the welcome you’d get is GIGANTIC!
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